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Move Over Susan Boyle- BTCNJ Has Talent!!!

A disheveled and unkempt cyclist wearing a BTCNJ jersey walked into a bar with his equally filthy and disgusting bicycle. He sat down at the bar an ordered a drink. He noticed that there was a piano that was not being used. He asked the bartender if he could sit down and play. "You can play the piano?" He sneered, rolled his eyes, and said: "Go ahead. Enjoy yourself." He leaned his bike on the piano, sat down, and began to play. Everybody in the bar was surprised by how beautifully he played. They actually applauded when he finished. "You know I composed this and all of my music myself." Naturally, the people in the bar were a bit skeptical. "Really? What did you call the last piece?" He replied: "Oh, that was the Constipation Concerto." Nobody said a word. He started to play again. Another fabulous piece. "What did you call that one?" He replied: "That was the Sonata for Ingrown Toenails." Silence. He played another set. Another masterpiece. " OK. What did you call your last number?" "Bad Acne Blues!! This time the silence was broken by someone in the bar who yelled out, "do you know there's green stuff running out of your nose?"

KNOW IT?? I wrote it!!

OK. I know you're asking yourself what this has to do with membership? It's so obvious. Interesting people, talented people, friendly people, great riding, great eating….and more. It's all here. Make sure you renew your membership before it expires. Have friends or family who should be getting into cycling?? Let them know about BTCNJ. See you on the road, or maybe on Youtube.

Ethan Brook

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